{"id":623,"date":"2005-09-22T22:58:08","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T05:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=623"},"modified":"2005-09-22T22:58:08","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T05:58:08","slug":"ive-got-cuts-all-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=623","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve got cuts all over."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little stinking paper cuts all over my right hand and even my nose. That&#8217;s the bad part. The good part is that I got my new laptop at work, after a four hour long indoctrination on how to be careful so that no one will try to steal it. Mostly common sense and more than a little tedious. Putting in passwords, holding your head just right so the software actually works, etc. They never warn you that the cardboard box is the most dangerous thing they&#8217;re giving you and the edges are darn sharp. I didn&#8217;t notice until I saw the blood on the cables.<\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;m also trying to upgrade the processor in my main computer (a Mac G4 AGP 400MHz) and it&#8217;s giving me fits. So that&#8217;s about it for now. Wish me luck. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little stinking paper cuts all over my right hand and even my nose. That&#8217;s the bad part. The good part is that I got my new laptop at work, after a four hour long indoctrination on how to be careful so that no one will try to steal it. Mostly common sense and more than a little tedious. Putting in passwords, holding your head just right so the software actually works, etc. They never warn you that the cardboard box is the most dangerous thing they&#8217;re giving you and the edges are darn sharp. I didn&#8217;t notice until I saw the blood on the cables. I&#8217;m also trying to upgrade &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=623\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;ve got cuts all over.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}