{"id":6,"date":"2003-09-28T23:20:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-29T06:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2017-09-02T21:55:19","modified_gmt":"2017-09-03T04:55:19","slug":"easy-dating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Easy dating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I found out how my neighbors who split up recently found other people to date within months when I spent most of my 30&#8217;s in my parent&#8217;s basement. Heck, they have kids and dogs and everything. One had a fraternity brother introduce him to a relative, the other had a friend who is a hairdresser introduce her to a client. Of course, my hairdresser friends are convinced I need to be going out with guys, so they aren&#8217;t doing me much good.<\/p>\n<p>So, discussing this with my friends, I need to find a woman who wants:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A guy who lives at home with his parents,<\/li>\n<li>has no job, and<\/li>\n<li>sweats a lot.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh, and not insane would be good.<\/p>\n<p>I found out that on my thrice weekly 5-mile runs that I lose about 3 to 5 pounds by sweating. That&#8217;s three to five pints. A half-gallon of sweat? I must be leaving body parts on the road without realizing it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I found out how my neighbors who split up recently found other people to date within months when I spent most of my 30&#8217;s in my parent&#8217;s basement. Heck, they have kids and dogs and everything. One had a fraternity brother introduce him to a relative, the other had a friend who is a hairdresser introduce her to a client. Of course, my hairdresser friends are convinced I need to be going out with guys, so they aren&#8217;t doing me much good. So, discussing this with my friends, I need to find a woman who wants: A guy who lives at home with his parents, has no job, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=6\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Easy dating<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8625,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions\/8625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}