{"id":585,"date":"2005-08-12T17:19:08","date_gmt":"2005-08-13T00:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=585"},"modified":"2005-08-12T17:19:08","modified_gmt":"2005-08-13T00:19:08","slug":"the-evil-that-is-my-sister-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"The evil that is my sister (continued)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>17:00 sister > I AM GOING TO MOVE UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS<br \/>\n17:00 sister > I AM SORRY<br \/>\n17:00 sister > BUT I AM STILL KICKING YOUR ASS<br \/>\n17:00 sister > EVERY SINGLE DAY<br \/>\n17:01 sister > SINCE WE MIGHT MOVE UP THERE<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n17:06 htodd> I don&#8217;t know what ma was talking about<br \/>\n17:06 sister > ok<br \/>\n17:06 htodd> other than that you&#8217;re the bad kid now<br \/>\n17:06 htodd> BAAAD KID<br \/>\n17:06 sister > I&#8217;M GOING TO KICK HER ASS, TOO<br \/>\n17:06 sister > BOTH OF YOURS<br \/>\n17:06 sister > KICK HERS WITH THE LEFT LEG<br \/>\n17:06 sister > AND YOURS WITH THE RIGHT LEG<br \/>\n17:06 htodd> Even peter says you&#8217;re the BAD KID<br \/>\n17:07 sister > I AM NOT THE BAD KID<br \/>\n17:07 sister > YOU ARE THE CRAZY ONE<br \/>\n17:07 sister > >:)<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n17:10 htodd> BAAAD KID<br \/>\n17:10 sister > I GOT HIM A CAR SO HE WOULDN&#8217;T HAVE TO BORROW ONE<br \/>\n17:10 sister > I AM THE GOOOOOOOOD KID<br \/>\n17:10 sister > oh for chrissakes what do I care<br \/>\n17:11 sister > YOU&#8217;D BETTER GET YOUR ASS IN SHAPE NOW<br \/>\n17:11 sister > SINCE I AM GOING TO KICK IT<br \/>\n17:14 htodd> good thing I can cut and paste this into my blog<br \/>\n17:14 sister > KICK YOUR SORRY ASS EACH AND EVERY DAY<br \/>\n17:14 sister > TO DO: &#8211; EAT; &#8211; RUN; WALK DEEDLE; -KICK SASHI&#8217;S ASS; &#8211; WORK<br \/>\n17:15 sister > MY DAILY LIST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17:00 sister > I AM GOING TO MOVE UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS 17:00 sister > I AM SORRY 17:00 sister > BUT I AM STILL KICKING YOUR ASS 17:00 sister > EVERY SINGLE DAY 17:01 sister > SINCE WE MIGHT MOVE UP THERE &#8230; 17:06 htodd> I don&#8217;t know what ma was talking about 17:06 sister > ok 17:06 htodd> other than that you&#8217;re the bad kid now 17:06 htodd> BAAAD KID 17:06 sister > I&#8217;M GOING TO KICK HER ASS, TOO 17:06 sister > BOTH OF YOURS 17:06 sister > KICK HERS WITH THE LEFT LEG 17:06 sister > AND YOURS WITH THE RIGHT LEG 17:06 htodd> &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=585\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The evil that is my sister (continued)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}