OK, so when I did speed dating, I got one half-hearted, “I’d be friends with him if I had to,” reply. Sixteen people and no one wanted to talk to me again. Well, my friend Matthew went and he got TWENTY-ONE HITS. He looks a little like Shaq, but he’s only 6′ or so and not as stupid, so he’s not a bad looking guy. Of course, he has his quirks as we all do, but that just makes it fun to talk to him.<\/p>\n
I don’t know what to say other than Asian dudes can’t get any play in this town. Japanese-American dudes can’t get play anywhere except maybe Hawaii, and even there I think you have to have been born there.<\/p>\n
Oh, and Megan wants me to take a survey of how long it should take between smooching and humping. She thinks six weeks is too long and is worried about, well, her brother. I don’t know how I’d conduct such a survey and also (almost) feel bad about taking crap about her brother (but I’m a troublemaker at heart.)<\/p>\n
Six weeks. Sheesh. Dude is almost 42, not 14.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
OK, so when I did speed dating, I got one half-hearted, “I’d be friends with him if I had to,” reply. Sixteen people and no one wanted to talk to me again. Well, my friend Matthew went and he got TWENTY-ONE HITS. He looks a little like Shaq, but he’s only 6′ or so and not as stupid, so he’s not a bad looking guy. Of course, he has his quirks as we all do, but that just makes it fun to talk to him. I don’t know what to say other than Asian dudes can’t get any play in this town. Japanese-American dudes can’t get play anywhere except maybe … Continue reading TWENTY-ONE!<\/span>