{"id":576,"date":"2005-08-04T23:07:17","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T06:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=576"},"modified":"2005-08-04T23:07:17","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T06:07:17","slug":"this-isnt-going-to-get-me-any-play-with-the-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=576","title":{"rendered":"This isn’t going to get me any play with the women."},"content":{"rendered":"

So today, I went to a book reading and I was disappointed that there weren’t more people there. I actually bought the book for once, too. But really, this book isn’t furthering my cause as a pathetically single straight man.<\/p>\n

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Rich Merritt was very earnest and told us growing up as an evangelical Christian, becoming a Marine, and then hitting another extreme by acting in gay porno films. And since Thuy asked, I did get his signature.<\/p>\n

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Why do I need this book? Well, it’s because I’M NOSY<\/b>. So wouldn’t being a doctor be the best job for me since I could find out all sorts of stuff about people? Actually, what would be better is being some sort of criminal lawyer.<\/p>\n

I hope the guy does well. His dad just died, he lost his job, and he had a buddy from the Marines die as well. All I can do to support him is buy his book. I’ll let you know how it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So today, I went to a book reading and I was disappointed that there weren’t more people there. I actually bought the book for once, too. But really, this book isn’t furthering my cause as a pathetically single straight man. Rich Merritt was very earnest and told us growing up as an evangelical Christian, becoming a Marine, and then hitting another extreme by acting in gay porno films. And since Thuy asked, I did get his signature. Why do I need this book? Well, it’s because I’M NOSY. So wouldn’t being a doctor be the best job for me since I could find out all sorts of stuff about people? … Continue reading This isn’t going to get me any play with the women.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}