{"id":5480,"date":"2012-09-10T23:08:21","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T06:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5480"},"modified":"2012-09-10T23:08:21","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T06:08:21","slug":"when-its-monday-its-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5480","title":{"rendered":"When it&#8217;s Monday it&#8217;s Monday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I almost got up a little early today because my spider alarm went off. I&#8217;d call it a smoke detector but the only times its gone off, spiders have crawled out of it (plus, no smoke).It&#8217;s all a bit ridiculous if you ask me.<\/p>\n<p>I also had my normal plans disrupted because of a trip to the doctor. What I thought was a problem turned out to be not much of a problem so instead he gave me a &#8216;flu shot. Then, just for fun, he also gave me a tetanus shot since he didn&#8217;t have whooping cough boosters without the tetanus mixed in. We&#8217;re protecting all the weird Republican\/religious kids whose idiot parents don&#8217;t understand what vaccinations are for.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, my arms were sore, more from the &#8216;flu vaccine than the tetanus shot, and I felt a bit tired so it didn&#8217;t make any sense to \u00a0<del>miss the Monday night football game<\/del> go to the gym so I stayed home tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I did get rid of 57 more books, most of which were coffee table books. I was going to get rid of more stuff but, hey, I can&#8217;t do everything at once, especially with two sore arms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost got up a little early today because my spider alarm went off. I&#8217;d call it a smoke detector but the only times its gone off, spiders have crawled out of it (plus, no smoke).It&#8217;s all a bit ridiculous if you ask me. I also had my normal plans disrupted because of a trip to the doctor. What I thought was a problem turned out to be not much of a problem so instead he gave me a &#8216;flu shot. Then, just for fun, he also gave me a tetanus shot since he didn&#8217;t have whooping cough boosters without the tetanus mixed in. We&#8217;re protecting all the weird Republican\/religious &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5480\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">When it&#8217;s Monday it&#8217;s Monday.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5480"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5482,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5480\/revisions\/5482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}