{"id":5228,"date":"2012-02-08T23:42:52","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T07:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5228"},"modified":"2012-02-08T23:42:53","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T07:42:53","slug":"crankity-crank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5228","title":{"rendered":"Crankity crank."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been feeling especially cranky this week and not quite sure why. I wonder if it&#8217;s low blood sugar. I honestly am not sure if it has to do with the itchiness and the stuffed head I have from what is possibly hay fever. It&#8217;s been nice and in the 50&#8217;s and plants are starting to bloom. Maybe it&#8217;s football withdrawal. I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>I just realized that my midlife crisis car could possibly be a Toyota Prius. How pathetic is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been feeling especially cranky this week and not quite sure why. I wonder if it&#8217;s low blood sugar. I honestly am not sure if it has to do with the itchiness and the stuffed head I have from what is possibly hay fever. It&#8217;s been nice and in the 50&#8217;s and plants are starting to bloom. Maybe it&#8217;s football withdrawal. I don&#8217;t know. I just realized that my midlife crisis car could possibly be a Toyota Prius. How pathetic is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5228"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5230,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5228\/revisions\/5230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}