{"id":5199,"date":"2012-02-01T23:00:39","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T07:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5199"},"modified":"2012-02-01T23:00:40","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T07:00:40","slug":"simple-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5199","title":{"rendered":"Simple life."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was thinking about that ad for a gym I&#8217;ve never seen where the guy just repeats, &#8220;I lift things up and put them down,&#8221; which is really what I do most of the time I go to the gym. I also tend to get weird bruises and cuts, but I&#8217;m not real clear on how that happens. Today we did some rowing, which is a degenerate form of lifting (to the side) and putting things down (letting the chain go back in). Plus, I&#8217;ve met plenty of super nice bodybuilders and they&#8217;ve all put a lot of thought into their passion (I was about to say hobby) so I&#8217;m probably not the one the ad is trying to target.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I was also the one who described my job as, &#8220;Gotta go move the mouse; it&#8217;s not going to move itself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That could just mean that I spent all that time and money at MIT to be able to reduce things to ridiculousness. Now if I could only turn that into something useful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was thinking about that ad for a gym I&#8217;ve never seen where the guy just repeats, &#8220;I lift things up and put them down,&#8221; which is really what I do most of the time I go to the gym. I also tend to get weird bruises and cuts, but I&#8217;m not real clear on how that happens. Today we did some rowing, which is a degenerate form of lifting (to the side) and putting things down (letting the chain go back in). Plus, I&#8217;ve met plenty of super nice bodybuilders and they&#8217;ve all put a lot of thought into their passion (I was about to say hobby) so I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5199\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Simple life.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5199"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5201,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5199\/revisions\/5201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}