{"id":5137,"date":"2012-01-04T22:48:17","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T06:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5137"},"modified":"2012-01-04T22:48:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T06:48:18","slug":"now-my-mom-has-the-crud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5137","title":{"rendered":"Now my mom has the crud."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hoping my mom doesn&#8217;t get sick as badly as I did but so far she seems a lot better off than I was when I got the crud. She slept all day but didn&#8217;t have a fever and seemed fairly good otherwise. It also gave me an excuse to take a day off from the gym, which is something I should have had the sense to do anyway. Ease my way back in rather than try to kill myself right off. I did have the &#8216;flu after all. I felt kind of logy all day long.<\/p>\n<p>I may have done it to myself by staying up too late and by eating &#8220;loco moco&#8221; for lunch. I kept hearing about it on <strong>Hawaii Five-O<\/strong> so I had to try it. A bunch of rice topped by two burger patties, a fried egg on each, covered in gravy. All the big eaters who usually go double what I do stopped halfway through but I hoovered my \u00a0whole lunch. My stomach felt kind of strange but I&#8217;m not sure it was because of the food since I felt bad even earlier. I think it&#8217;s the coffee at work and the mind control drugs contained therein. Actually, they probably don&#8217;t wash the sludge out properly, but it&#8217;s more interesting to think of conspiracies sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hoping my mom doesn&#8217;t get sick as badly as I did but so far she seems a lot better off than I was when I got the crud. She slept all day but didn&#8217;t have a fever and seemed fairly good otherwise. It also gave me an excuse to take a day off from the gym, which is something I should have had the sense to do anyway. Ease my way back in rather than try to kill myself right off. I did have the &#8216;flu after all. I felt kind of logy all day long. I may have done it to myself by staying up too late and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=5137\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Now my mom has the crud.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5139,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5137\/revisions\/5139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}