{"id":507,"date":"2005-05-21T23:57:22","date_gmt":"2005-05-22T06:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=507"},"modified":"2005-05-22T00:20:38","modified_gmt":"2005-05-22T07:20:38","slug":"12-4-movies-and-no-nekkid-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"$12, 4 movies, and no nekkid women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so that&#8217;s an exaggeration. One of the movies, <b>Badder Santa<\/b> had a stripper in it.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moviestub.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My buddy Greg wanted to see <b>The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/b> today, but when we got to the theatre I saw that <b>Star Wars: Return of the Sucky Movie<\/b> had no line! So of course I dragged Greg to see it. It wasn&#8217;t that bad. The best part was that I was expecting it to be bad, so it dodn&#8217;t take much to impress me. I had major problems with the science, but it surely didn&#8217;t suck as much as Ewoks or Jar-Jar Binks.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as we left, of course, Greg noticed that <b>The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide<\/b> was starting in five minutes so we went into to see that too. The best part was that we missed all the dumb advertising before the movie. I think that&#8217;s a movie where you need to read the book first.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, after I got home I watched <b>Badder Santa<\/b> and then <b>Blade Trinity<\/b>. Too much sitting today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so that&#8217;s an exaggeration. One of the movies, Badder Santa had a stripper in it. My buddy Greg wanted to see The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy today, but when we got to the theatre I saw that Star Wars: Return of the Sucky Movie had no line! So of course I dragged Greg to see it. It wasn&#8217;t that bad. The best part was that I was expecting it to be bad, so it dodn&#8217;t take much to impress me. I had major problems with the science, but it surely didn&#8217;t suck as much as Ewoks or Jar-Jar Binks. As soon as we left, of course, Greg noticed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=507\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">$12, 4 movies, and no nekkid women<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}