{"id":494,"date":"2005-05-08T23:49:35","date_gmt":"2005-05-09T06:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=494"},"modified":"2005-05-08T23:49:35","modified_gmt":"2005-05-09T06:49:35","slug":"today-i-fixed-someone-elses-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Today I fixed someone ELSE&#8217;s computer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Craig has a computer I gave him. It came from Greg, originally, and after fixing it I was told that I could only give it away for, well, sex. I&#8217;m not about to have sex with Craig, so I think I violated that part of the agreement.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I gave him the computer a while ago and he&#8217;s on dial-up. That means he hasn&#8217;t updated any of the software and I had to reinstall virus programs, and I had to do it for him. I probably would have been screwing around with my own computer if I wasn&#8217;t screwing around with his. This way, however, I got some beer out of the deal since Craig works at the local pub.<\/p>\n<p>I did do some yardwork beforehand, and since the yard debris garbage can was full I didn&#8217;t feel so bad about stopping. I suppose I could get a chipper and do some more composting, but that sounds like work, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Craig has a computer I gave him. It came from Greg, originally, and after fixing it I was told that I could only give it away for, well, sex. I&#8217;m not about to have sex with Craig, so I think I violated that part of the agreement. In any case, I gave him the computer a while ago and he&#8217;s on dial-up. That means he hasn&#8217;t updated any of the software and I had to reinstall virus programs, and I had to do it for him. I probably would have been screwing around with my own computer if I wasn&#8217;t screwing around with his. This way, however, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=494\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Today I fixed someone ELSE&#8217;s computer.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}