{"id":491,"date":"2005-05-04T23:41:49","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T06:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=491"},"modified":"2005-05-04T23:43:20","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T06:43:20","slug":"another-day-another-trip-to-the-hardware-store-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=491","title":{"rendered":"Yet another trip to the hardware store."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I broke the new wall plate so I need to make yet another trip to the hardware store.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my friend Sun asked why I was being so prudish. <q>I can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;re the same guy who used to go around telling people to ask him if he had four Erlenmayer(sp) flasks in his pocket, or if he was just happy to see them.<\/q> I suppose I was just trying to be funny. By the way Sun, it&#8217;s Erlenmeyer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I broke the new wall plate so I need to make yet another trip to the hardware store. Oh, my friend Sun asked why I was being so prudish. I can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;re the same guy who used to go around telling people to ask him if he had four Erlenmayer(sp) flasks in his pocket, or if he was just happy to see them. I suppose I was just trying to be funny. By the way Sun, it&#8217;s Erlenmeyer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}