{"id":485,"date":"2005-04-30T23:29:34","date_gmt":"2005-05-01T06:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=485"},"modified":"2005-04-30T23:29:34","modified_gmt":"2005-05-01T06:29:34","slug":"im-a-big-fat-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=485","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a big fat pig."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bad new is that George fell down today and hit his head on a towel rack. I was vacuuming under my bed, something I hadn&#8217;t done in ten years and that meant moving around the mattress and box spring and the only open space blocked my exit. So when I heard the loud thud, it took me a couple of minutes to get out to see my dad getting up off the floor. He said he was OK, but he has a nasty bruise.<\/p>\n<p>Now back to unimportant things (me). Either I&#8217;m now a big fat pig, or the food at BeWon has gone down in quantity. BeWon is a very nice Korean restaurant near my house and the first time I went with my buddy Il, I thought we were going to burst. And then when I went with my dad, I also thought I was going to burst. Today, not so much. There was quite a lot of food, but no bursting. The quality was still great, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bad new is that George fell down today and hit his head on a towel rack. I was vacuuming under my bed, something I hadn&#8217;t done in ten years and that meant moving around the mattress and box spring and the only open space blocked my exit. So when I heard the loud thud, it took me a couple of minutes to get out to see my dad getting up off the floor. He said he was OK, but he has a nasty bruise. Now back to unimportant things (me). Either I&#8217;m now a big fat pig, or the food at BeWon has gone down in quantity. BeWon is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=485\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m a big fat pig.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}