{"id":4582,"date":"2011-03-27T14:05:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T21:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4582"},"modified":"2011-03-27T14:41:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T21:41:58","slug":"congratulations-mark-and-katie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4582","title":{"rendered":"Congratulations Mark and Katie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I went to the wedding reception for Katie and Mark from the gym. It was a lot of fun and I got to find out that everyone thinks Mark doesn&#8217;t talk much. I remember telling Katie, &#8220;You look tall. And beautiful,&#8221; and she told me, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure I like the order of that.&#8221; But she did show me her pink platform shoes.&nbsp;The only negative thing I can say about it all is that I&#8217;m jealous that I&#8217;ll never look as good as Mark and Katie did.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of tall, there were a lot of incredibly tall women there and I think they were on OSU crew with Katie.<\/p>\n<p>The only big surprise (no big surprise to me) is that two of the more outwardly law-abiding people I knew there told me about how they&#8217;ve been in the back of a patrol car in handcuffs. I&#8217;m trying to remember if I&#8217;ve ever been in a patrol car, even after having friends who worked in the radio shop for the city who put all the equipment in the squad cars. I&#8217;m a big smartass with a problem with authority, but I think I&#8217;m also too Japanese to annoy cops directly or to forget to pay my parking tickets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I went to the wedding reception for Katie and Mark from the gym. It was a lot of fun and I got to find out that everyone thinks Mark doesn&#8217;t talk much. I remember telling Katie, &#8220;You look tall. And beautiful,&#8221; and she told me, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure I like the order of that.&#8221; But she did show me her pink platform shoes.&nbsp;The only negative thing I can say about it all is that I&#8217;m jealous that I&#8217;ll never look as good as Mark and Katie did. Speaking of tall, there were a lot of incredibly tall women there and I think they were on OSU crew with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4582\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Congratulations Mark and Katie<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4582"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4584,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4582\/revisions\/4584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}