{"id":458,"date":"2005-04-05T22:38:52","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T06:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=458"},"modified":"2005-04-05T22:38:52","modified_gmt":"2005-04-06T06:38:52","slug":"first-the-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"First, the bad news."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Ben Shelton passed away last week at the age of 31. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shelton.ca\">A wake is scheduled this weekend.<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Everything else is lame in comparison. In any case, I got home in time to realize it was time to pass the baton in the &#8220;make your little sister happy relay&#8221; again and I had to take the package I got from REI over to the Slabs for delivery to Paso Robles, CA. It would be easier if they&#8217;d just move the heck up here, but Portland isn&#8217;t exactly paradise, either.<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday when I went back to work at 8:30PM or so, I decided to clear out all the Diet Coke bottles I&#8217;d accumulated.They completely filled the small trunk of my Honda, and so I got rid of them while I was at the Slabs, since  they&#8217;re near a Safeway. I was in line with some folks who looked like their entire income was from recycling bottles. (For those from other planets, Oregonians pay a $0.05 deposit on every bottle, and were the first state to do that. Lately you have to get the money back by shoving the cans or bottles into a smelly machine that counts and crushes them, and for your trouble you get a slip of paper that you can take into the store to exchange for money.) In any case, I had $4.85 worth of bottles, or ninety-seven bottles to return.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Ben Shelton passed away last week at the age of 31. A wake is scheduled this weekend. Everything else is lame in comparison. In any case, I got home in time to realize it was time to pass the baton in the &#8220;make your little sister happy relay&#8221; again and I had to take the package I got from REI over to the Slabs for delivery to Paso Robles, CA. It would be easier if they&#8217;d just move the heck up here, but Portland isn&#8217;t exactly paradise, either. Last Friday when I went back to work at 8:30PM or so, I decided to clear out all the Diet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=458\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">First, the bad news.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}