{"id":455,"date":"2005-04-02T00:02:16","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T08:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=455"},"modified":"2005-04-02T00:02:16","modified_gmt":"2005-04-02T08:02:16","slug":"not-much-foolery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=455","title":{"rendered":"Not much foolery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least I hope not. Had to go back to work to try to fix something (that I must admit is not fixed). Got to pay $1.90 for the privilege since it&#8217;s Friday night and all the free parking was being used.<\/p>\n<p>I completely missed the 30th &#8220;birthday&#8221; of Northwest Bicycles, but I haven&#8217;t been on a bike for years. I rode down to the new REI in the Pearl District because I got a free gift for my trouble, but the bikes are used to collect dust and as coatracks. I only go into Northwest Bicycles to talk to the guys who own it. I&#8217;ve been going in there for years. Not quite 30 years, but at least 25 years.<\/p>\n<p>I also made it to the gym. I noticed that the woman who reminds me of my ex has bigger arms than I do. And they&#8217;re muscular. Woo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least I hope not. Had to go back to work to try to fix something (that I must admit is not fixed). Got to pay $1.90 for the privilege since it&#8217;s Friday night and all the free parking was being used. I completely missed the 30th &#8220;birthday&#8221; of Northwest Bicycles, but I haven&#8217;t been on a bike for years. I rode down to the new REI in the Pearl District because I got a free gift for my trouble, but the bikes are used to collect dust and as coatracks. I only go into Northwest Bicycles to talk to the guys who own it. I&#8217;ve been going in there &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=455\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not much foolery.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}