{"id":4514,"date":"2011-02-26T23:41:33","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T07:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4514"},"modified":"2011-02-26T23:52:27","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T07:52:27","slug":"crap-crapity-crap-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4514","title":{"rendered":"Crap crapity crap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was driving to the gym and I hit another car in the parking lot. I haven&#8217;t ever had problems pulling into a spot and nothing distracted me. Nothing except it was in the 20&#8217;s last night and I was probably colder than I should have been. I really don&#8217;t think I did much damage to the other car. I forgot to take a picture, but I remember a scuff on the fender and on the wheel cover. My bumper, however, shattered. I&#8217;m guessing that the 20-something degree weather wasn&#8217;t great for the plastic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/brokenbumper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/brokenbumper-263x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"brokenbumper\" width=\"263\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/brokenbumper-263x300.jpg 263w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/brokenbumper-131x150.jpg 131w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/brokenbumper.jpg 760w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It looks pretty bad, but that metallic looking thing on the ground is a rubber gasket.&nbsp;Did I mention I was going to drive over to the Toyota dealer today to try to get his ass moving on my new Prius? I actually called the dealer today and he&#8217;s so busy that he couldn&#8217;t talk. Just my luck.<\/p>\n<p>So other than that I just finished my mom&#8217;s taxes today while I waited for the Toyota guy to call back. He promised to call me back, but did tell me he was incredibly busy. Buying a car is never easy and, as an online friend pointed out, nobody calls you back unless you&#8217;re buying a high-end car.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, in inappropriate comments of the day, a very attractive gym friend (with a good sense of humor, I didn&#8217;t spring this on just anyone) broke up with her fianc&eacute;e recently. (As an editorial comment, he&#8217;s an idiot.) So I asked her about this. &#8220;So you&#8217;re single now? So this means that the only reason you&#8217;re not going out with me is my own personal failings?&#8221; Yeah. Like we say, what do engineers use for birth control? Our personalities.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was driving to the gym and I hit another car in the parking lot. I haven&#8217;t ever had problems pulling into a spot and nothing distracted me. Nothing except it was in the 20&#8217;s last night and I was probably colder than I should have been. I really don&#8217;t think I did much damage to the other car. I forgot to take a picture, but I remember a scuff on the fender and on the wheel cover. My bumper, however, shattered. I&#8217;m guessing that the 20-something degree weather wasn&#8217;t great for the plastic. It looks pretty bad, but that metallic looking thing on the ground is a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4514\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Crap crapity crap.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4517,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4514\/revisions\/4517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}