{"id":440,"date":"2005-03-14T23:45:19","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T07:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=440"},"modified":"2005-03-14T23:49:29","modified_gmt":"2005-03-15T07:49:29","slug":"my-stoopid-gym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"My stoopid gym."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They keep moving the mats around (where you can do your stretching) because they&#8217;re adding these stupid bicycle stands with computer monitoring. Not the ones for spin class, but the kind you have to hook your $3,000 road bike up to so you can see how hard you&#8217;re working. Anyway, they rearranged the mats again but then put in this ridiculous 20-foot-long computerized bicycle treadmill and there&#8217;s no longer any wall space to do any standing stretches or ball-squats. I complained to the owner, but I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s going to do any good. He&#8217;s a bike geek and it doesn&#8217;t matter to him that only 12 of the hundreds of gym members are going to care that he&#8217;s taken up so much floor space with his silly bike crap. In the mean time the Stairmaster skips and squeaks, the grips on some of the cable-row machines are coming apart, and the cables are frayed.<\/p>\n<p>OK, enough kvetching. I guess I&#8217;m just sore that when I did my ball squats I had to do them facing everyone since the only wall is the 2 feet between the mirrors and I was standing underneath the TV monitors. I felt stupid, but it was that or nothing. Stupid gym, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They keep moving the mats around (where you can do your stretching) because they&#8217;re adding these stupid bicycle stands with computer monitoring. Not the ones for spin class, but the kind you have to hook your $3,000 road bike up to so you can see how hard you&#8217;re working. Anyway, they rearranged the mats again but then put in this ridiculous 20-foot-long computerized bicycle treadmill and there&#8217;s no longer any wall space to do any standing stretches or ball-squats. I complained to the owner, but I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s going to do any good. He&#8217;s a bike geek and it doesn&#8217;t matter to him that only 12 of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=440\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My stoopid gym.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}