I sort of got kicked out of a convenience store for looking at all the Diet Pepsi bottles to see if I can see the winning bottles. If I think about it, if I spend $1.34 for a Diet Pepsi at the and one third of them are winners, then on the average a bottle would be like ($1.24 x 3 – $0.99)\/3 = $0.91. But I’ve gone and screwed the pooch on that one since I’ve cherry-picked the winners out and now all the bottles are losers. Even without trying to win anything, Diet Cokes at the pharmacy are only $1 and there’s a cute pharmacy tech there.<\/p>\n
So, on Tuesday I saw that the cute librarian is incredibly pregnant! So I’m guessing that means she’s already involved with someone and that now my other librarian friends can’t harass me for not asking her out. She has been sporting a huge rock on her left hand for a while. Then I saw another woman who lives nearby with some huge dude (she’s like 5’9″ and he made her look small). The next morning I saw the bartender at the local bar with her incredibly good looking boyfriend (movie star good looks, not just average good looks). So there’s three fantasy women off my list. I don’t fantasize about married women, either. Well, maybe sometimes, but they have to be porn stars. HAHAHAHA.<\/p>\n
Oh, wait, was I supposed to buy the “Los Lonely Boys” CD?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I sort of got kicked out of a convenience store for looking at all the Diet Pepsi bottles to see if I can see the winning bottles. If I think about it, if I spend $1.34 for a Diet Pepsi at the and one third of them are winners, then on the average a bottle would be like ($1.24 x 3 – $0.99)\/3 = $0.91. But I’ve gone and screwed the pooch on that one since I’ve cherry-picked the winners out and now all the bottles are losers. Even without trying to win anything, Diet Cokes at the pharmacy are only $1 and there’s a cute pharmacy tech there. So, … Continue reading Time to expand my fantasy life.<\/span>