{"id":417,"date":"2005-02-17T23:40:51","date_gmt":"2005-02-18T07:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=417"},"modified":"2005-02-17T23:42:44","modified_gmt":"2005-02-18T07:42:44","slug":"found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=417","title":{"rendered":"FOUND!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so I even went as far as calling Il&#8217;s co-worker Rick. Well, I <b>TRIED<\/b> to call his co-worker Rick, but I didn&#8217;t know Rick&#8217;s last name so I think they gave me the wrong Rick. No wonder he didn&#8217;t call me back. In any case, Il was off on a cruise in the Carribean and swore he told me before he left. We figured out that he did call, but didn&#8217;t get me and didn&#8217;t leave a message on my answering machine. He did, however, gain 10 pounds on his trip.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention my 88-year-old father was poking me yesterday, telling me I am fat?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and let me know if you can&#8217;t read my blog, since SOMEONE is convinced that it&#8217;s broken. Yeah, I know it would be hard to read that if you can&#8217;t read this blog, but I don&#8217;t need to make any sense. I should, however, quit using the intarweb to cheat on crossword puzzles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so I even went as far as calling Il&#8217;s co-worker Rick. Well, I TRIED to call his co-worker Rick, but I didn&#8217;t know Rick&#8217;s last name so I think they gave me the wrong Rick. No wonder he didn&#8217;t call me back. In any case, Il was off on a cruise in the Carribean and swore he told me before he left. We figured out that he did call, but didn&#8217;t get me and didn&#8217;t leave a message on my answering machine. He did, however, gain 10 pounds on his trip. Did I mention my 88-year-old father was poking me yesterday, telling me I am fat? Oh, and let &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=417\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">FOUND!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}