{"id":4151,"date":"2010-09-26T23:02:08","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T06:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4151"},"modified":"2010-09-26T23:02:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T06:02:08","slug":"trapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4151","title":{"rendered":"Trapped!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the month of September, and into October, the Vaux swift migration has a bunch of birds going into the chimney at the school across the street. The birds aren&#8217;t a big pain, but the huge crowds they attract are a big pain. It&#8217;s hard to park on the street in the neighborhood in the evenings, so if you leave you can&#8217;t come back until after dark. In addition, today was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.portlandonline.com\/transportation\/index.cfm?c=51515&#038;a=314836\">Northwest Portland Portland Parkways<\/a> and I thought they were going to block off the street all week. What a pain.<\/p>\n<p>But I thought I&#8217;d make the best of it since there were businesses coming to pass out swag, and vendors coming to sell food. I&#8217;m not sure Dixon&#8217;s Barbecue Pit made any money, because here&#8217;s the size of the pulled pork sandwich they gave me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/pulledpork.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/pulledpork-300x263.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"pulledpork\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/pulledpork-300x263.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/pulledpork-150x131.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/pulledpork.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a large plate and the meat is spilling out because it&#8217;s piled as high as they could get it. And it was tasty. I also had some ice cream from Scoop Organic Ice Cream (the salted caramel and brown sugar &#038; oatmeal were excellent). Even better, I got swag from my bank (the nice one), Kaiser Permanente, complained to the urban forestry people about the awful trees in the parking strip I&#8217;d like to get rid of, and got a free shoulder massage.<\/p>\n<p>Portland has several massage schools, and I think every student needs to do some number of hours of massage before they get licensed, and you often see free chair massages at &#8220;wellness&#8221; events. I&#8217;ve finally realized that I should just get as many free massages as I can because it benefits everyone involved.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I also saw a lot of neighbors and I think I&#8217;m getting rounded up by the precinct chairpersons to deliver voting materials to the people of the neighborhood. That&#8217;s what I get for being a supporter of the democratic system. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the month of September, and into October, the Vaux swift migration has a bunch of birds going into the chimney at the school across the street. The birds aren&#8217;t a big pain, but the huge crowds they attract are a big pain. It&#8217;s hard to park on the street in the neighborhood in the evenings, so if you leave you can&#8217;t come back until after dark. In addition, today was the Northwest Portland Portland Parkways and I thought they were going to block off the street all week. What a pain. But I thought I&#8217;d make the best of it since there were businesses coming to pass out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4151\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Trapped!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4151"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4153,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151\/revisions\/4153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}