{"id":415,"date":"2005-02-15T23:39:35","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T07:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2005-02-16T00:40:50","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T08:40:50","slug":"ok-so-when-a-real-woman-calls-ignore-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"OK, so when a real woman calls, ignore her."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But what if she&#8217;s calling during <b>House<\/b>? I got two calls during the show. The first was from Arbitron, who somehow thinks that I&#8217;m going to do their bidding for the huge payment of $2. The second was from she-from-the-midwest-who-will-not-be-named coming back from one of them newfangled rocky-rolly shows. But it was during <b>House<\/b>! How could I talk to her? Well, even if I could use my non-existent charm, she&#8217;s a bazillion miles away in some foreign land of kielbasa and pierogi.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m hungry for pierogi. Feh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But what if she&#8217;s calling during House? I got two calls during the show. The first was from Arbitron, who somehow thinks that I&#8217;m going to do their bidding for the huge payment of $2. The second was from she-from-the-midwest-who-will-not-be-named coming back from one of them newfangled rocky-rolly shows. But it was during House! How could I talk to her? Well, even if I could use my non-existent charm, she&#8217;s a bazillion miles away in some foreign land of kielbasa and pierogi. Now I&#8217;m hungry for pierogi. Feh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}