{"id":409,"date":"2005-02-08T23:28:37","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T07:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=409"},"modified":"2005-02-08T23:28:37","modified_gmt":"2005-02-09T07:28:37","slug":"what-i-did-on-fat-tuesday-was-eat-pork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"What I did on Fat Tuesday was EAT PORK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not exactly much for debauchery, but I ate a pulled pork sandwich for lunch and pork chops for dinner. And now I&#8217;m getting so sleepy that I can&#8217;t think of much more. I did get a call from someone telling me of her escapades on the singles website. I surely haven&#8217;t anything from my personals ad. Maybe I&#8217;m not the writer I thought I was.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>It&#8217;s FREE ITUNES time again and this time I&#8217;m getting the songs as I go. Right now I&#8217;m trying to decide whether to get &#8220;Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground)&#8221; by the Jacksons or &#8220;Shake &#038; Dance&#8221; by Shaggy which samples that song. Choices, choices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not exactly much for debauchery, but I ate a pulled pork sandwich for lunch and pork chops for dinner. And now I&#8217;m getting so sleepy that I can&#8217;t think of much more. I did get a call from someone telling me of her escapades on the singles website. I surely haven&#8217;t anything from my personals ad. Maybe I&#8217;m not the writer I thought I was. It&#8217;s FREE ITUNES time again and this time I&#8217;m getting the songs as I go. Right now I&#8217;m trying to decide whether to get &#8220;Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground)&#8221; by the Jacksons or &#8220;Shake &#038; Dance&#8221; by Shaggy which samples that song. Choices, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=409\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What I did on Fat Tuesday was EAT PORK!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}