{"id":408,"date":"2005-02-07T23:48:24","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T07:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=408"},"modified":"2005-02-07T23:48:51","modified_gmt":"2005-02-08T07:48:51","slug":"hmm-nothing-in-the-thingy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Hmm. Nothing in the thingy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, here I was, staring at this empty box on the WordPress &#8220;Write Post&#8221; page thinking that I&#8217;d written something and I hadn&#8217;t. And I was talking to women at the gym again, not the gay guys that my sister thinks I talk to. Do I pick them for attractiveness, for buffness, for the size of their, er, PERSONALITY? <\/p>\n<p>Nope. I talk to them if they have iPods! Last week I saw someone with an iPod Shuffle. It&#8217;s quite <del>cute<\/del> practical but we all know I don&#8217;t need THREE iPods. I&#8217;m sure if I didn&#8217;t have two I&#8217;d want the second one, but now that I have two I only use one. I asked her if she&#8217;d reloaded the songs and she said she hasn&#8217;t gone through her first 100 yet. Of course, I listened to Richard Marx twice today&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, here I was, staring at this empty box on the WordPress &#8220;Write Post&#8221; page thinking that I&#8217;d written something and I hadn&#8217;t. And I was talking to women at the gym again, not the gay guys that my sister thinks I talk to. Do I pick them for attractiveness, for buffness, for the size of their, er, PERSONALITY? Nope. I talk to them if they have iPods! Last week I saw someone with an iPod Shuffle. It&#8217;s quite cute practical but we all know I don&#8217;t need THREE iPods. I&#8217;m sure if I didn&#8217;t have two I&#8217;d want the second one, but now that I have two I only &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=408\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hmm. Nothing in the thingy.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}