{"id":4018,"date":"2010-07-20T22:55:06","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T05:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4018"},"modified":"2010-07-20T22:55:07","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T05:55:07","slug":"what-is-wrong-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4018","title":{"rendered":"What is wrong with me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A co-worker and I were walking down the hallways today and we both felt like the week had beaten us senseless already. And it was only noon on Tuesday. I think it may be a long week.<\/p>\n<p>But of course I&#8217;m still up. Does that mean I don&#8217;t have the sense that god gave a newt? Well, first I&#8217;d have to agree about the concept of &#8220;god&#8221; and how I probably don&#8217;t think of &#8220;god&#8221; in any sense other than an abstract representation of the universe as a whole and second I&#8217;d have to ask what the question was again because right now I&#8217;m thinking that the most attractive woman is one who is carrying a Baskin Robbins Clown Face ice cream cake. You know the one I&#8217;m talking about. I used to work at a place where we got cake for everyone&#8217;s birthday and the Clown Face cake was my favorite. We got it as a joke and I rated it above the Pearl Bakery and Ja Civa&#8217;s. Man it was tasty.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if that&#8217;s my problem. I haven&#8217;t tried seducing women with ice cream. Huh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A co-worker and I were walking down the hallways today and we both felt like the week had beaten us senseless already. And it was only noon on Tuesday. I think it may be a long week. But of course I&#8217;m still up. Does that mean I don&#8217;t have the sense that god gave a newt? Well, first I&#8217;d have to agree about the concept of &#8220;god&#8221; and how I probably don&#8217;t think of &#8220;god&#8221; in any sense other than an abstract representation of the universe as a whole and second I&#8217;d have to ask what the question was again because right now I&#8217;m thinking that the most attractive woman &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4018\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What is wrong with me?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4019,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4018\/revisions\/4019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}