{"id":4000,"date":"2010-07-13T23:45:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T06:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4000"},"modified":"2010-07-13T23:46:26","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T06:46:26","slug":"my-problems-are-small-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4000","title":{"rendered":"My problems are small problems."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere in my room is my mom&#8217;s checkbook. I found her new checks, I found several of my checkbooks, but I can&#8217;t find the one that may or may not be the one that I should be using. Of course I should be able to check all this on the credit union&#8217;s web site, but it&#8217;s the WORST FUCKING MESS ever. I hardly ever use it so I forget which password I had on it, and I get locked out. I try to answer the security question but it&#8217;s a question I&#8217;VE NEVER ANSWERED BEFORE. It asks me questions I can&#8217;t answer, like the name of my first wife. I&#8217;ve never been married, but what does that matter to them? And the joke of a credit union only has phone support during business hours. I hardly ever try to do online banking during business hours. This is why I keep money in a huge and awful national bank.<\/p>\n<p>I was discussing money with kids from the gym today and they never carry cash. How the hell do they <del>score any drugs<\/del> buy any food at the small mom-and-pop restaurants that only take cash?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s my small mess for the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere in my room is my mom&#8217;s checkbook. I found her new checks, I found several of my checkbooks, but I can&#8217;t find the one that may or may not be the one that I should be using. Of course I should be able to check all this on the credit union&#8217;s web site, but it&#8217;s the WORST FUCKING MESS ever. I hardly ever use it so I forget which password I had on it, and I get locked out. I try to answer the security question but it&#8217;s a question I&#8217;VE NEVER ANSWERED BEFORE. It asks me questions I can&#8217;t answer, like the name of my first wife. I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=4000\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My problems are small problems.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4000"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4002,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4000\/revisions\/4002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}