{"id":3682,"date":"2010-05-26T22:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T05:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3682"},"modified":"2010-05-26T22:36:02","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T05:36:02","slug":"wow-life-is-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3682","title":{"rendered":"Wow, life is great."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m being sarcastic, if you didn&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even say why life is great, other than life is even better when someone is trying to stick it to you rather than do what they&#8217;re supposed to be doing.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s been a joy of a day. At least I get to go to the gym after work and find out that I&#8217;m in physical decline and, as my friend Greg says, I&#8217;m just waiting to die. Then I go home, eat a bland salad, and wait for the time I can crawl into bed for my six hours of nightmares, punctuated by trips to the bathroom because I&#8217;m not smart enough to quit drinking water early enough in the day.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, it&#8217;s not all that bad. Work is bad right now. The gym points out more ways I can fail. But at least it&#8217;s warm and dry at home and I can play with my computer and sleep in some sort of peace. Or I could sleep if I didn&#8217;t drink so much water late in the day.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d say I had a cheeseburger to look forward to, but I&#8217;ve given up on going out to get cheeseburgers. No need to work that hard for something that I&#8217;m going to have to do by myself.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I forgot, I have to pay some bills. Maybe that will help me feel more alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m being sarcastic, if you didn&#8217;t know. I can&#8217;t even say why life is great, other than life is even better when someone is trying to stick it to you rather than do what they&#8217;re supposed to be doing. Anyway, it&#8217;s been a joy of a day. At least I get to go to the gym after work and find out that I&#8217;m in physical decline and, as my friend Greg says, I&#8217;m just waiting to die. Then I go home, eat a bland salad, and wait for the time I can crawl into bed for my six hours of nightmares, punctuated by trips to the bathroom because I&#8217;m not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3682\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wow, life is great.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3683,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions\/3683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}