{"id":3676,"date":"2010-05-23T23:31:10","date_gmt":"2010-05-24T06:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3676"},"modified":"2010-05-23T23:33:42","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T06:33:42","slug":"im-trying-to-remember-if-i-did-anything-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3676","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m trying to remember if I did anything today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just trying to remember what I did today, besides watching all the TV shows queued up on my DVR and cleaning the gutters. I think it was really that little. Yesterday was a bit more eventful, but the only thing I did around the house was probably finally changing out the doorknob on a door we hardly ever use. The laundry room door had some cheap-ass Kwikset locks and I can&#8217;t even remember where the keys are located. It&#8217;s now keyed like the rest of the house with semi-decent Schlage locks.<\/p>\n<p>But I did get my hair cut yesterday, and even got a straight-razor shave. I thought it would be fun and the place where I go to is sort of a salon for men with massages offered as well as hair cuts and shaves. But the more I looked at the web site the weirder it seemed. I was just looking to see if they validated parking and I couldn&#8217;t even find directions, but I did find a &#8220;no dating the staff&#8221; policy. Weird, right? I also heard that people select their barbers by looking at their pictures, not pictures of their work.<\/p>\n<p>Then when I went in for the straight-razor shave I noticed there wasn&#8217;t a strop, the razor seemed a bit dull, and the girl doing the shaving was in her early 20&#8217;s if she was that old. I don&#8217;t know what I was expecting, but I&#8217;ve always had straight-razor shaves done by older male barbers. When I got my hair cut and I found out my barber was also in her early 20&#8217;s. I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s anyone older working there. She did a fair job of giving me a buzz cut, and I&#8217;ve had other people not really know what they&#8217;re doing with the clippers, so I didn&#8217;t think much of it when I went in before.<\/p>\n<p>After paying my bill, I figured I mainly paid about $80 to have women in their early 20&#8217;s touch my head. It&#8217;s probably the only way that&#8217;s ever going to happen again, unless I find another dentist with younger hygenists, but I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s worth it. For one thing, I had a hand and scalp massage as part of the whole experience and all I could think of was that I usually go to fairly burly sports massage therapists who beat the hell out of me and that&#8217;s what I usually expect in a massage. For another, the more I think about the whole gimmick of the place I went to get my hair cut, the creepier it seems to me. The weird thing is that I knew about the place and the guy who finally convinced me to get my hair cut there is a gay guy.<\/p>\n<p>So, in summary, yesterday I just kind of felt foolish after my haircut was all done. But it was pretty relaxing, and I can&#8217;t say I won&#8217;t do it again. I&#8217;m certain to feel foolish for one reason or another and at least this way I still end up with a haircut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just trying to remember what I did today, besides watching all the TV shows queued up on my DVR and cleaning the gutters. I think it was really that little. Yesterday was a bit more eventful, but the only thing I did around the house was probably finally changing out the doorknob on a door we hardly ever use. The laundry room door had some cheap-ass Kwikset locks and I can&#8217;t even remember where the keys are located. It&#8217;s now keyed like the rest of the house with semi-decent Schlage locks. But I did get my hair cut yesterday, and even got a straight-razor shave. I thought it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3676\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m trying to remember if I did anything today.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3676"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3679,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3676\/revisions\/3679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}