{"id":3666,"date":"2010-05-18T22:48:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T05:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3666"},"modified":"2010-05-18T22:48:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T05:48:31","slug":"holy-hell-who-opened-the-floodgates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3666","title":{"rendered":"Holy hell, who opened the floodgates?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am busy at work.<\/p>\n<p>I am tired from the gym.<\/p>\n<p>I got nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Really, I&#8217;m not sure anything interesting is going on and that&#8217;s OK by me sometimes. Too much interesting stuff tires me out. Heck, I can&#8217;t even get anyone to go to burger club with me any more, but that&#8217;s OK. I may be able to sneak into places that don&#8217;t have seating for large groups. We&#8217;ll see how it goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am busy at work. I am tired from the gym. I got nothing. Really, I&#8217;m not sure anything interesting is going on and that&#8217;s OK by me sometimes. Too much interesting stuff tires me out. Heck, I can&#8217;t even get anyone to go to burger club with me any more, but that&#8217;s OK. I may be able to sneak into places that don&#8217;t have seating for large groups. We&#8217;ll see how it goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3666"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3667,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666\/revisions\/3667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}