{"id":366,"date":"2004-12-22T23:31:04","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T06:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=366"},"modified":"2004-12-23T00:31:40","modified_gmt":"2004-12-23T07:31:40","slug":"the-stairmaster-kicked-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"The StairMaster kicked my ass."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know someone with an injury who says she can&#8217;t wait to get back to the gym but what&#8217;s there is PAIN and SWEATING. In any case, I&#8217;m looking forward to staring at the inside of my eyelids. My arms are barely working enough to hold my pathetic arms above the keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember what else there was. Yeesh. Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ll remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know someone with an injury who says she can&#8217;t wait to get back to the gym but what&#8217;s there is PAIN and SWEATING. In any case, I&#8217;m looking forward to staring at the inside of my eyelids. My arms are barely working enough to hold my pathetic arms above the keyboard. I can&#8217;t remember what else there was. Yeesh. Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ll remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}