{"id":3651,"date":"2010-05-10T22:27:20","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T05:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3651"},"modified":"2010-05-10T22:27:20","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T05:27:20","slug":"hows-this-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3651","title":{"rendered":"How&#8217;s this fair?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I should get to sleep early last night because if I didn&#8217;t make it into work they might fire my ass for abandoning my post or something but as the evening wore on my stomach made those grumbling noises that mean if I tried to go to sleep I&#8217;d be getting up at some point and running for the bathroom. I didn&#8217;t actually make it to sleep until almost midnight and even then I tossed and turned and had ridiculous nightmares. The nightmare would wake me up, go to the bathroom, and realize I was incredibly uncomfortable and needed a drink of water. This repeated a bunch of times. Heck, I weighed 159 lbs this morning.<\/p>\n<p>So I was continually thirsty today, and through no scientific proof I decided it was probably just a lack of fat in my stomach, giving me an excuse to try Slabtown Barbecue. They&#8217;re expensive, the portions are small, but it was all very tasty. Heck, most of the time I eat way too much at a barbecue joint so it&#8217;s probably just as well that I didn&#8217;t get huge slabs of meat. I&#8217;m feeling better already.<\/p>\n<p>See what happens when I take the day off from the gym? I really take the day off from the gym.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I should get to sleep early last night because if I didn&#8217;t make it into work they might fire my ass for abandoning my post or something but as the evening wore on my stomach made those grumbling noises that mean if I tried to go to sleep I&#8217;d be getting up at some point and running for the bathroom. I didn&#8217;t actually make it to sleep until almost midnight and even then I tossed and turned and had ridiculous nightmares. The nightmare would wake me up, go to the bathroom, and realize I was incredibly uncomfortable and needed a drink of water. This repeated a bunch of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3651\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How&#8217;s this fair?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3652,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651\/revisions\/3652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}