{"id":3620,"date":"2010-04-21T22:57:47","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T05:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3620"},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:21:56","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:21:56","slug":"mthrfckng-mcafee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3620","title":{"rendered":"M*th*rf*ck*ng McAfee."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spend most of my day at work sitting in front of a computer, and when a stupid m*th*rf*ck*ng <a href=\"http:\/\/isc.sans.edu\/diary.html?storyid=8656\">mistake from McAfee<\/a> trashes my computer, I&#8217;m pretty hosed. And guess what? It pretty much f*ck*d up everyone&#8217;s computer at work. Let&#8217;s see, that&#8217;s probably 10,000 people * 6 hours * $70\/hour  (using numbers I&#8217;ve pulled out of my ass) or $4.2million wasted just at our company. THANK YOU MCAFEE YOU WORTHLESS SONS OF B*TCH*S!<\/p>\n<p>Unlike last Wednesday, my other problems weren&#8217;t as big as having to repair my car. I went to buy admission to the food cart extravaganza, but they&#8217;re out. I broke a tab on a 160GB hard drive, making it an expensive paperweight. It&#8217;s just a spectacular day. One of my friends from the gym thinks that luck is cyclical and balanced, meaning something good is going to happen to me. I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m just using all my luck just to stay alive. Besides, luck is random and life isn&#8217;t fair. Time to order my new laptop to make up for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spend most of my day at work sitting in front of a computer, and when a stupid m*th*rf*ck*ng mistake from McAfee trashes my computer, I&#8217;m pretty hosed. And guess what? It pretty much f*ck*d up everyone&#8217;s computer at work. Let&#8217;s see, that&#8217;s probably 10,000 people * 6 hours * $70\/hour (using numbers I&#8217;ve pulled out of my ass) or $4.2million wasted just at our company. THANK YOU MCAFEE YOU WORTHLESS SONS OF B*TCH*S! Unlike last Wednesday, my other problems weren&#8217;t as big as having to repair my car. I went to buy admission to the food cart extravaganza, but they&#8217;re out. I broke a tab on a 160GB hard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3620\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">M*th*rf*ck*ng McAfee.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3620"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3871,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions\/3871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}