{"id":361,"date":"2004-12-17T22:15:57","date_gmt":"2004-12-18T05:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=361"},"modified":"2004-12-18T00:29:26","modified_gmt":"2004-12-18T07:29:26","slug":"words-banned-from-my-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=361","title":{"rendered":"Words banned from my blog."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently my blog has attracted some sort of occult hen party and they think I&#8217;ve been mentioning a certain person too many times. Twice in one week is what I see, but the vigilante mob appears to think that I could be some sort of stalker. I defy the mob to look at my google cache (if there were such a thing) and see if I&#8217;ve looked up anything this week besides:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Cell phones<\/li>\n<li>Cell phone plans<\/li>\n<li>Whether <em>Top Gun<\/em> is going to be re-released on DVD.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Oh, crap. that was all at work. Let me restate that as, &#8220;ALL I LOOKED UP LAST WEEK WAS SYSTEM ADMINISTRATION TOPICS LIKE <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ntp.org\">ntp<\/a> AND <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sendmail.org\">sendmail<\/a>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m banning these following words from my blog to keep from looking like some sort of stalker (and by &#8220;some sort&#8221; I mean a really, really inept stalker since I just sit at home and use the web to read about ham radio most of the time):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>10. Chump<\/li>\n<li>9. Chumpette<\/li>\n<li> 8. Yours<\/li>\n<li> 7. Up<\/li>\n<li> 6. Pimpmobile<\/li>\n<li> 5. Bite<\/li>\n<li> 4. My<\/li>\n<li> 3. Shiny<\/li>\n<li> 2. Daffodil<\/li>\n<li> 1. Ass<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Crap. Wrong list.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/bender.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Ah, crap-a-doodle-doo, I just spent the last several hours trying to get another ringtone working in my new cell phone and it didn&#8217;t work. Must be some sort of secret so they can sell me one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently my blog has attracted some sort of occult hen party and they think I&#8217;ve been mentioning a certain person too many times. Twice in one week is what I see, but the vigilante mob appears to think that I could be some sort of stalker. I defy the mob to look at my google cache (if there were such a thing) and see if I&#8217;ve looked up anything this week besides: Cell phones Cell phone plans Whether Top Gun is going to be re-released on DVD. Oh, crap. that was all at work. Let me restate that as, &#8220;ALL I LOOKED UP LAST WEEK WAS SYSTEM ADMINISTRATION TOPICS LIKE &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=361\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Words banned from my blog.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}