{"id":359,"date":"2004-12-15T22:02:37","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T05:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=359"},"modified":"2010-06-10T17:11:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T00:11:52","slug":"ma-teef-hurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"Ma teef hurt."},"content":{"rendered":"

In attempt to lure more women towards my 40-year-old carcass, I had to make my smile more enticing and get rid of the brown streaky coffee stains. The stains are more noticeable now that I used Crest Whitestrips<\/a> to whiten the rest of my teeth. Last weekend a female acquaintance of mine even asked me, “What’s up with your teeth?” <\/p>\n

So what did I do? I got MORE WHITESTRIPS! And this time, they’re making my teeth hurt! Good thing they’re making my teeth whiter, too.<\/p>\n

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When I got home today, I had a package from Carolyn! Yay! She sent prints of Forest Park in the fog and a DVD of Love Actually<\/em><\/a>, the movie I<\/b> wanted to see. (Mariko and Carolyn vetoed me and and we watched Spiderman 2<\/em><\/a> and The Bourne Supremacy<\/em><\/a> instead.) I hope it’s as good as an Xmas movie as Comfort and Joy<\/em><\/a>, one of my favorites.<\/p>\n

At least it wasn’t a big gay movie, and speaking of big gay movie, I hear that there’s going to be a new release of Top Gun<\/em><\/a>! I could have dreamed that, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In attempt to lure more women towards my 40-year-old carcass, I had to make my smile more enticing and get rid of the brown streaky coffee stains. The stains are more noticeable now that I used Crest Whitestrips to whiten the rest of my teeth. Last weekend a female acquaintance of mine even asked me, “What’s up with your teeth?” So what did I do? I got MORE WHITESTRIPS! And this time, they’re making my teeth hurt! Good thing they’re making my teeth whiter, too. When I got home today, I had a package from Carolyn! Yay! She sent prints of Forest Park in the fog and a DVD of … Continue reading Ma teef hurt.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3917,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions\/3917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}