{"id":358,"date":"2004-12-14T22:59:25","date_gmt":"2004-12-15T05:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=358"},"modified":"2004-12-15T00:02:07","modified_gmt":"2004-12-15T07:02:07","slug":"gouranga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=358","title":{"rendered":"Gouranga!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone else get the email:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nCall out Gouranga be happy!!!<br \/>\nGouranga Gouranga Gouranga &#8230;.<br \/>\nThat which brings the highest happiness!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s a rude <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=gouranga&#038;r=f\">definition of gouranga<\/a> on UrbanDictionary.com, but that&#8217;s all I really know about it. Sure beats chain letters and fake mortgate offers.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>So I think my Xmas shopping is finished. I really just have to buy something for my sister and my brother-in-law. It&#8217;s all secret, since my sister is one of the six people who read this blog (and I count myself in the six, of course). My mom will be happy with scratch-it lottery tickets, and my dad just likes toys. And then he&#8217;ll forget I gave it to him and then he&#8217;ll be disappointed that I didn&#8217;t get him anything. Doesn&#8217;t stop us from getting him silly things, thought. My sister is the queen of silly things like these weird fried shrimp\/Hello Kitty things from last year:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/nekoebi.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got nothing like that on my present list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone else get the email: Call out Gouranga be happy!!! Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga &#8230;. That which brings the highest happiness!! There&#8217;s a rude definition of gouranga on UrbanDictionary.com, but that&#8217;s all I really know about it. Sure beats chain letters and fake mortgate offers. So I think my Xmas shopping is finished. I really just have to buy something for my sister and my brother-in-law. It&#8217;s all secret, since my sister is one of the six people who read this blog (and I count myself in the six, of course). My mom will be happy with scratch-it lottery tickets, and my dad just likes toys. And then he&#8217;ll forget I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=358\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gouranga!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}