{"id":3550,"date":"2010-03-29T23:07:39","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T06:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3550"},"modified":"2010-03-29T23:07:39","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T06:07:39","slug":"aha-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3550","title":{"rendered":"Aha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eleven years ago I told my crazy friend Megan that I was going to buy Ricky Martin&#8217;s CD if (when) he came out of the closet. Today I bought two. Good luck Ricky!<\/p>\n<p>I had something else I was thinking about, but really I can&#8217;t remember what it was. I decided I was going to take it easy at the gym, but instead I started doing extra pushups during the Renegade Row in the &#8220;Kill Me Now&#8221; workout. Chip Conrad wouldn&#8217;t think they were extra, though. Basically, I think that pretty much used all the glucose up in my noggin.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to quote from some personals ads of people who were looking at my profile because I can&#8217;t do broken English like a real Nigerian scammer can, but the profiles were taken down already. The only other activity was from a 24YO serving in Iraq. Really, I don&#8217;t know what to think about that, other than identity theft. It&#8217;s not that I see the glass as half-empty, I see it as half-full of bad-tasting, smelly, and possibly harmful liquid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eleven years ago I told my crazy friend Megan that I was going to buy Ricky Martin&#8217;s CD if (when) he came out of the closet. Today I bought two. Good luck Ricky! I had something else I was thinking about, but really I can&#8217;t remember what it was. I decided I was going to take it easy at the gym, but instead I started doing extra pushups during the Renegade Row in the &#8220;Kill Me Now&#8221; workout. Chip Conrad wouldn&#8217;t think they were extra, though. Basically, I think that pretty much used all the glucose up in my noggin. I was going to quote from some personals ads of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3550\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Aha!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3551,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3550\/revisions\/3551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}