{"id":3531,"date":"2010-03-20T23:36:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T06:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2010-03-20T23:36:54","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T06:36:54","slug":"happy-birthday-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3531","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday mom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No wonder my contractor wanted me to design my bathroom before he came back. It&#8217;s a pain in the ass! I&#8217;ve spent hours just looking for a sink! I finally had to resort to looking up what I had already, and since there&#8217;s no obvious part numbers visible I had to hang out at the plumbing store for hours to figure it out. I had to pick out the toilet, the Washlet seat, even the g*dd*mn knobs for the shower. And I&#8217;m not close to being finished. Do you know how hard it is just to figure out what wall spout to put on your tub? Yeesh. Tomorrow I have to put all of this in some sort of 3D CAD program so it doesn&#8217;t all look funny. I just realized I haven&#8217;t picked out the tub yet. Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No wonder my contractor wanted me to design my bathroom before he came back. It&#8217;s a pain in the ass! I&#8217;ve spent hours just looking for a sink! I finally had to resort to looking up what I had already, and since there&#8217;s no obvious part numbers visible I had to hang out at the plumbing store for hours to figure it out. I had to pick out the toilet, the Washlet seat, even the g*dd*mn knobs for the shower. And I&#8217;m not close to being finished. Do you know how hard it is just to figure out what wall spout to put on your tub? Yeesh. Tomorrow I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3531\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy birthday mom!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3532,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions\/3532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}