{"id":353,"date":"2004-12-09T09:13:28","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T16:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=353"},"modified":"2004-12-09T10:15:43","modified_gmt":"2004-12-09T17:15:43","slug":"going-on-about-the-gym-made-me-forget-that-im-a-bazillionaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"Going on about the gym made me forget that I&#8217;M A BAZILLIONAIRE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My email says so!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nATTENTION: Dear Sir\/Madam,<\/p>\n<p>I am MR. MR.ISAAC HAYES the fiduciary agent assigned<br \/>\nto your case. I wish to Congratulate you on your victory,<br \/>\nyou are a lucky person to have won this lottery.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>MR. MR. ISAAC HAYES goes on to tell me that I&#8217;ve won <q>Four(4) installments of 500,000.00 Euros {Five Hundred Thousand Euros}<\/q> which, with the current exchange rate, is like a BAZILLION US DOLLARS!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my imaginary life is shaping up quite nicely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My email says so! ATTENTION: Dear Sir\/Madam, I am MR. MR.ISAAC HAYES the fiduciary agent assigned to your case. I wish to Congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. MR. MR. ISAAC HAYES goes on to tell me that I&#8217;ve won Four(4) installments of 500,000.00 Euros {Five Hundred Thousand Euros} which, with the current exchange rate, is like a BAZILLION US DOLLARS! Oh, my imaginary life is shaping up quite nicely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}