{"id":3527,"date":"2010-03-19T23:44:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-20T06:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3527"},"modified":"2010-03-19T23:48:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-20T06:48:16","slug":"slightly-disappointed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3527","title":{"rendered":"Slightly disappointed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I have issues with rejection and I suck at dating, but why shouldn&#8217;t the computer help me out? Well, I went to match.com tonight just to see what it had suggested to me and it told me that I was too picky and it had no women for me. OK, so the only criteria I think I had locked in was age, and the age span was 29-47 (I know, the bottom end is kind of low). But you notice something? THAT&#8217;S A SPAN OF NEARLY TWENTY YEARS AND THERE&#8217;S NOT ONE FUCKING MATCH. Good thing they have my money already. Jesus H Christ I guess I was looking for some romance (with a woman) and there&#8217;s match.com, BONING ME IN THE ASS.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just as well. I usually get on there, send some email, get no reply, and then look longingly at the menu from Laurelhurst Market. Is it almost time to listen to my &#8220;friend&#8221; who said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll let you buy me dinner. You&#8217;re not going to get anywhere, but you can pretend you are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Work wasn&#8217;t too pleasant today too, but I can&#8217;t publicly reveal any details, but I did get ambushed. Yeah. Whee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I have issues with rejection and I suck at dating, but why shouldn&#8217;t the computer help me out? Well, I went to match.com tonight just to see what it had suggested to me and it told me that I was too picky and it had no women for me. OK, so the only criteria I think I had locked in was age, and the age span was 29-47 (I know, the bottom end is kind of low). But you notice something? THAT&#8217;S A SPAN OF NEARLY TWENTY YEARS AND THERE&#8217;S NOT ONE FUCKING MATCH. Good thing they have my money already. Jesus H Christ I guess I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3527\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Slightly disappointed.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3527"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3529,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527\/revisions\/3529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}