So, not going to the gym for a couple of weeks has made me pretty wimpy. Not only that, but I was shamed into trying the StairMaster and climbing an endless set of stairs was pretty unnerving. I almost panicked when I started getting tired after only five minutes! On the plus side, I felt quite tall on that contraption. On the minus side, there was a woman taller than me on the StairMaster to my right so I couldn’t pretend I was the biggest giant in the gym.<\/p>\n
So, the story of how I ended up on the StairMaster is more interesting if I embellish it. It’s rude to quote someone’s email without asking her if it’s OK, so let’s say that this imaginary person named, say, CAROLYN<\/em> is still talking to me and told me:<\/p>\n Internally, I was shamed. So to prove to myself I wasn’t just fooling around, I tried the one apparatus that everyone looks unhappy using: the Stairmaster. Fortunately, I didn’t fall off the thing.<\/p>\n Anyway, I’m in shape. It’s kind of a blobby shape, but it is a shape. (Oh, and even though the imaginary person who we’ll call CAROLYN<\/em> wouldn’t notice me at the gym, you know I’d notice her.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So, not going to the gym for a couple of weeks has made me pretty wimpy. Not only that, but I was shamed into trying the StairMaster and climbing an endless set of stairs was pretty unnerving. I almost panicked when I started getting tired after only five minutes! On the plus side, I felt quite tall on that contraption. On the minus side, there was a woman taller than me on the StairMaster to my right so I couldn’t pretend I was the biggest giant in the gym. So, the story of how I ended up on the StairMaster is more interesting if I embellish it. It’s rude to … Continue reading My arms are about to fall off.<\/span> if you are at the gym to see hotties you will never get in shape. i notice no one else when i am at the gym. i am ALL FOCUS.<\/q><\/p>\n