{"id":3493,"date":"2010-03-03T23:01:35","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T07:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3493"},"modified":"2010-03-03T23:01:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T07:01:35","slug":"the-closet-is-coming-the-closet-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3493","title":{"rendered":"The closet is coming! The closet is coming!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am possibly the dullest guy on the intarweb. Not only is there nothing going on in my life but hay fever season is starting for me so I’m taking antihistamines that make me sleepy and duller. I mean, really, I almost fell asleep at my desk today, so I left the office to buy batteries and toilet paper at Costco. Could it be any less exciting?<\/p>\n

I did a Turkish get up with a 32kg (70.5lb) kettlebell, something I attempted last week. But last week I almost dropped it on my head and killed myself and this week I didn’t have anything nearly as exciting happen. Heck, I even fell off of a ~3ft box while jumping onto it yesterday and didn’t do anything nearly as fun today.<\/p>\n

OK, it’s time to watch the OK Go video on youtube<\/a>. Don’t tell me you haven’t seen it already. It’s not up (down) to my usual level of music video, but andiamo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am possibly the dullest guy on the intarweb. Not only is there nothing going on in my life but hay fever season is starting for me so I’m taking antihistamines that make me sleepy and duller. I mean, really, I almost fell asleep at my desk today, so I left the office to buy batteries and toilet paper at Costco. Could it be any less exciting? I did a Turkish get up with a 32kg (70.5lb) kettlebell, something I attempted last week. But last week I almost dropped it on my head and killed myself and this week I didn’t have anything nearly as exciting happen. Heck, I even … Continue reading The closet is coming! The closet is coming!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3494,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3493\/revisions\/3494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}