Somehow eharmony isn’t exactly clear on where “Portland, Oregon” is. They may actually be unclear on where I<\/i> am. I’ve checked my settings and now that I think about it, maybe they’re just telling me that the closest woman who would go out with me is in another country. I’m getting a whole lot of matches, but they’re all in Vancouver, B.C. Yeah, the one in Canaduh.<\/p>\n
I spent part of this afternoon watching the hockey game and we was robbed. Actually I don’t believe that, and I have to say my HDTV makes hockey watchable. I remember trying to watch it on a 17″ old-school television and I could never tell where the puck was. In the USA vs Canada game, it was quite clear. I’m not sure if I’ll watch all that much more hockey (or soccer or any other equivalent sport) but it’s nice to know that I can.<\/p>\n
Other than that, I was upgrading my drapes today. I didn’t like the pocket drape thing, so I got some rings to hang the drapes on so I can open and close the drapes easier. I can’t believe I’m doing all this without a female significant other forcing me to do it. Ah, well. I was told today that I need TWO cats to eat my face off when I die alone because I have a large face. Man, TWO cats. Well, like they say in the movies, “Time to nut up, or shut up.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Somehow eharmony isn’t exactly clear on where “Portland, Oregon” is. They may actually be unclear on where I am. I’ve checked my settings and now that I think about it, maybe they’re just telling me that the closest woman who would go out with me is in another country. I’m getting a whole lot of matches, but they’re all in Vancouver, B.C. Yeah, the one in Canaduh. I spent part of this afternoon watching the hockey game and we was robbed. Actually I don’t believe that, and I have to say my HDTV makes hockey watchable. I remember trying to watch it on a 17″ old-school television and I could … Continue reading What straight guy pays $500 for office drapes?<\/span>