{"id":3481,"date":"2010-02-24T22:51:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T06:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3481"},"modified":"2010-02-24T22:51:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T06:51:05","slug":"i-almost-kilt-myself-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3481","title":{"rendered":"I almost kilt myself today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just about dropped a 32kg kettle bell on my head. Twice. Once per arm. 32kg is like 70lb, or 43% of my body weight &mdash; at least the body weight that I&#8217;m pretending that I am right now. Oh the humanity.<\/p>\n<p>I got to work late today because I was waiting for the closet people to show up. I know that sounds fishy, but really I&#8217;m just getting Portland Closet Company to put some very expensive furniture into my closet. I&#8217;ve been wanting some closet gadgets since I saw them in <b>Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay<\/b>. You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d fixate on something else in a movie of that sort (that I got for $5 online somewhere) but that&#8217;s really not the worst thing I could get out of that movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just about dropped a 32kg kettle bell on my head. Twice. Once per arm. 32kg is like 70lb, or 43% of my body weight &mdash; at least the body weight that I&#8217;m pretending that I am right now. Oh the humanity. I got to work late today because I was waiting for the closet people to show up. I know that sounds fishy, but really I&#8217;m just getting Portland Closet Company to put some very expensive furniture into my closet. I&#8217;ve been wanting some closet gadgets since I saw them in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d fixate on something else in a movie of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3481\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I almost kilt myself today.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3482,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3481\/revisions\/3482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}