{"id":348,"date":"2004-12-03T23:12:31","date_gmt":"2004-12-04T06:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=348"},"modified":"2004-12-06T12:58:48","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T19:58:48","slug":"my-friend-sun-and-her-5-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"My friend Sun and her $5 word!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, after repeated kvetching about the poor gifts I&#8217;ve received, my friend Sun reminded me of the Xmas present she gave me last year that arrived closer to my birthday. Breaking all possible copyright laws, I&#8217;m posting her quote:<\/p>\n<p><q>Dude, isn&#8217;t your birthday in APRIL? Big whiny baby! And I seem to recall that I got you two cds. Of course, they were supposed to be for Christmas, but because of your execrable taste in music, it took Amazon forever to track &#8217;em down.<\/q><\/p>\n<p>And what did I get Sun? Nothing, but I did return her copy of the complete works of Keats and Shelley.<\/p>\n<p>Look at that $5 word! EXECRABLE! This from someone who bought me Rick Astley and Robbie Nevil CDs! Oh, the humanity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, after repeated kvetching about the poor gifts I&#8217;ve received, my friend Sun reminded me of the Xmas present she gave me last year that arrived closer to my birthday. Breaking all possible copyright laws, I&#8217;m posting her quote: Dude, isn&#8217;t your birthday in APRIL? Big whiny baby! And I seem to recall that I got you two cds. Of course, they were supposed to be for Christmas, but because of your execrable taste in music, it took Amazon forever to track &#8217;em down. And what did I get Sun? Nothing, but I did return her copy of the complete works of Keats and Shelley. Look at that $5 word! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=348\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My friend Sun and her $5 word!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}