{"id":3455,"date":"2010-02-13T00:45:49","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T08:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3455"},"modified":"2010-02-13T00:45:49","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T08:45:49","slug":"i-am-not-as-attractive-as-i-was-led-to-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3455","title":{"rendered":"I am not as attractive as I was led to believe."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I got part of my New Year&#8217;s resolution taken care of today. I got my passport card. The picture on it is hideous. I always thought I was better looking than that. Oh, well.<\/p>\n<p>My mom thought I wouldn&#8217;t get any other St. Valentines Day loot, so she got me a cookie. Better than nothing, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vdaycookie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vdaycookie-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"vdaycookie\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vdaycookie-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vdaycookie-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vdaycookie.jpg 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I got part of my New Year&#8217;s resolution taken care of today. I got my passport card. The picture on it is hideous. I always thought I was better looking than that. Oh, well. My mom thought I wouldn&#8217;t get any other St. Valentines Day loot, so she got me a cookie. Better than nothing, I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3457,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455\/revisions\/3457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}