{"id":3360,"date":"2010-01-04T23:09:23","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T07:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3360"},"modified":"2010-01-04T23:09:23","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T07:09:23","slug":"it-hardly-seems-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3360","title":{"rendered":"It hardly seems fair."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have enough sense to go to sleep on time, but when I do finally get to sleep I&#8217;m having trouble sleeping. When I go to bed early, I seem to wake up early, and way before the time I want to get up. How is this fair. Oh, well, I guess I&#8217;ll have to deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>The hope of Sunday was extinguished by the reality of Monday. Actually, I had a head start when I checked my work email last night. Not much more to be said about it, but the daily drudgery has begun anew. Or so I can think with this crossing of the artificial boundary into 2010. Yeesh, I&#8217;m getting bleak here. That&#8217;s what happens when I don&#8217;t get my cheeseburger ration. Or maybe it&#8217;s the government nanobots in the H1N1 vaccine altering my body chemistry.<\/p>\n<p>OK, sheesh, it&#8217;s Monday. Don&#8217;t I get a day to get morose? I actually blame it all on a LACK OF DESSERT. I&#8217;m hungry and I need a cookie but it&#8217;s a weeknight and all I had was a salad for dinner. I suppose I can go back to fantasizing about the semifreddo at Wildwood, or the bread pudding at Hopworks. Oh, heck, why don&#8217;t I just think about the cheeseburger at the Carlyle again? If I keep this up I won&#8217;t be able to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have enough sense to go to sleep on time, but when I do finally get to sleep I&#8217;m having trouble sleeping. When I go to bed early, I seem to wake up early, and way before the time I want to get up. How is this fair. Oh, well, I guess I&#8217;ll have to deal with it. The hope of Sunday was extinguished by the reality of Monday. Actually, I had a head start when I checked my work email last night. Not much more to be said about it, but the daily drudgery has begun anew. Or so I can think with this crossing of the artificial &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3360\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It hardly seems fair.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3361,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360\/revisions\/3361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}