{"id":3278,"date":"2009-12-03T23:58:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T07:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3278"},"modified":"2009-12-03T23:58:25","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T07:58:25","slug":"the-beavers-lost-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3278","title":{"rendered":"The Beavers lost again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always quote my dad when he was watching the Beavers play football. &#8220;They were bad when I went there, and they&#8217;re bad now, but for some reason they were good in between sometimes.&#8221; They&#8217;re good again, but not good enough to beat the Ducks. Phooey.<\/p>\n<p>I left work early today because I had a doctor&#8217;s appointment. He&#8217;s the only one who ever sees me with my shirt off any more. All this effort at the gym, though, and just a disinterested dude looking at me. On the minus side, they often poke me with needles and do other uncomfortable stuff, so I wouldn&#8217;t suggest going to the doctor for any additional self-affirmation beyond find out if you&#8217;re healthy or not. I suppose I&#8217;d also be better off if I got to bed on time and didn&#8217;t fall asleep in the doctor&#8217;s waiting room as well. So much for that plan. I stayed up late watching sitcoms on the intarweb after seeing the Beavers lose. It&#8217;s not like seeing a common occurrence is going to endow me with more common sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always quote my dad when he was watching the Beavers play football. &#8220;They were bad when I went there, and they&#8217;re bad now, but for some reason they were good in between sometimes.&#8221; They&#8217;re good again, but not good enough to beat the Ducks. Phooey. I left work early today because I had a doctor&#8217;s appointment. He&#8217;s the only one who ever sees me with my shirt off any more. All this effort at the gym, though, and just a disinterested dude looking at me. On the minus side, they often poke me with needles and do other uncomfortable stuff, so I wouldn&#8217;t suggest going to the doctor for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3278\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Beavers lost again!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3279,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}