{"id":3062,"date":"2009-09-24T23:14:22","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T06:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3062"},"modified":"2009-09-24T23:14:22","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T06:14:22","slug":"fat-dumb-and-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3062","title":{"rendered":"Fat, Dumb, and Lazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I feel quite lazy after the workout we had at the gym tonight and a set of &#8220;max pushups&#8221; and then five rounds of rowing and running around the building didn&#8217;t do much for my gumption. Not that I know if gumption is even a real word. In any case, I&#8217;m cutting and pasting my review of Lovely Hula Hands from the burger blog because I&#8217;m feeling fat and lazy at the moment, and not editing it because I feel dumb as well. In summary: the burger didn&#8217;t match my expectations, but the dessert was spectacular.<\/p>\n<p>Here it goes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lovely Hula Hands is probably still Sean&#8217;s favorite, but they seemed a little off today. The meat was tasty, the grilled onions were sweet, and it had everything I like in a burger but I just didn&#8217;t like it. I finally figured out that the bun (which had more sesame seeds than should be allowed) was a little stale and it was throwing the whole experience off for me. I had no idea that just the texture of a dense, stale bun could throw me off that much. I ate the burger thinking of how it would taste with better bread and I think I remember why Sean and I decided this was the best burger we had at that time. I think the rest of tonight&#8217;s crew, Matty G, Erin, Sean, and Jeff all thought this was a great burger and one of the best. I think I&#8217;m putting Wildwood above it, but those may be fightin&#8217; words to the others.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/hulahands.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/hulahands-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"hulahands\" title=\"hulahands\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3063\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/hulahands-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/hulahands-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/hulahands.jpg 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At Sean&#8217;s suggestion I had a &#8220;financier&#8221; with salted almond and caramel ice cream for dessert and I didn&#8217;t share a bit of it with anyone. It was that good. I can&#8217;t say much more about it other than that you shouldn&#8217;t pass it up if you have the chance!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I feel quite lazy after the workout we had at the gym tonight and a set of &#8220;max pushups&#8221; and then five rounds of rowing and running around the building didn&#8217;t do much for my gumption. Not that I know if gumption is even a real word. In any case, I&#8217;m cutting and pasting my review of Lovely Hula Hands from the burger blog because I&#8217;m feeling fat and lazy at the moment, and not editing it because I feel dumb as well. In summary: the burger didn&#8217;t match my expectations, but the dessert was spectacular. Here it goes&#8230; Lovely Hula Hands is probably still Sean&#8217;s favorite, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3062\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fat, Dumb, and Lazy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3064,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062\/revisions\/3064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}