{"id":3021,"date":"2009-09-16T22:35:20","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T05:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3021"},"modified":"2009-09-16T22:35:20","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T05:35:20","slug":"i-need-to-learn-spanish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3021","title":{"rendered":"I need to learn Spanish."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have selfish reasons for learning Spanish. Some of the food we like to eat in Hillsboro is in places where they don&#8217;t really speak any English and I have a hard time reading their hand-written menus. I had something today, which looked like flat breaded steak (and tasted like it too) but I can&#8217;t remember what it was called besides &#8220;Especial de Hoy&#8221; which is the only part I understood. Man was it good, though. Beans, rice, tortillas, the meat, guacamole, and it was only $5 to stuff myself silly. I feel bad, though, that I&#8217;m going to their restaurant without knowing how to say, &#8220;Hello, how are you today? The weather&#8217;s getting cooler, isn&#8217;t it? Which would you suggest the <thing I can't remember> or the <other thing I can't remember that was below it>? Thank you, I&#8217;ll have the one you suggest.&#8221; As it is, she pointed at a picture and I thought I was getting fried fish.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the way it goes at Ochoa Super Tacos for me. I point at something, ask what it is, they look at me with a confused look, I look at them with a confused look, and order it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m about to fall apart, I think. My little finger feels like I jammed it, my right hip flexor feels like it&#8217;s cramping, and they&#8217;re still making me do crazy things at the gym. Run around the building, 20x 20lb ball slams, and 20 jumping squats. I felt like I was sandbagging it a bit but I did get some consistent times and came within a second of a guy who can seriously outrun me. Still, my ass feels sore from the front squats (I should say &#8220;glutes&#8221; so people don&#8217;t get ideas, but it&#8217;s my ass) my shoulders are tired from a kettlebell press, and I think I mentioned my various cramps. No wonder my massage guy wants me to take up yoga or pilates instead.<\/other><\/thing>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have selfish reasons for learning Spanish. Some of the food we like to eat in Hillsboro is in places where they don&#8217;t really speak any English and I have a hard time reading their hand-written menus. I had something today, which looked like flat breaded steak (and tasted like it too) but I can&#8217;t remember what it was called besides &#8220;Especial de Hoy&#8221; which is the only part I understood. Man was it good, though. Beans, rice, tortillas, the meat, guacamole, and it was only $5 to stuff myself silly. I feel bad, though, that I&#8217;m going to their restaurant without knowing how to say, &#8220;Hello, how are you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3021\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I need to learn Spanish.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3022,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021\/revisions\/3022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}