{"id":3019,"date":"2009-09-15T22:59:31","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T05:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3019"},"modified":"2009-09-15T22:59:31","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T05:59:31","slug":"50-licks-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3019","title":{"rendered":"50 Licks Ice Cream."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to be pretty careful about ice cream because as an Asian dude I have several superpowers including not being attractive to American women and lactose intolerance. The former has very little to do with the ice cream, but the latter does so I have to be picky about eating ice cream or milkshakes or whatnot. My sister told me that the 50 Licks guys would be working the birdwatcher group and if I didn&#8217;t try it, she&#8217;d kick my ass. They were standing around when I got home today, so I bought two little half-pint containers for $4 each. It&#8217;s pretty good and actually tastes like something. The carmel apple has distinctly carmelly tastes, and a little apple as well. It&#8217;s not as good as the Baskin &#038; Robins in Japan where everything tasted just like what the label said it would taste like, but it was good. I&#8217;m not sure it was $4 good, but the quality and texture were excellent as well. I should stop being so miserly and just say I&#8217;m worth it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been watching more TV lately, and perhaps that&#8217;s rotting my brain. I don&#8217;t want it to be complete mush, but it could stand some softening up. It&#8217;ll keep me from thinking about weird things too much, like trying to get MMS working on my iPhone before the scheduled 9\/25 announced date. That&#8217;s just what I need, an inoperable cell phone. It&#8217;ll keep me from obsessing about learning how to fix my drywall by myself, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to be pretty careful about ice cream because as an Asian dude I have several superpowers including not being attractive to American women and lactose intolerance. The former has very little to do with the ice cream, but the latter does so I have to be picky about eating ice cream or milkshakes or whatnot. My sister told me that the 50 Licks guys would be working the birdwatcher group and if I didn&#8217;t try it, she&#8217;d kick my ass. They were standing around when I got home today, so I bought two little half-pint containers for $4 each. It&#8217;s pretty good and actually tastes like something. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=3019\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">50 Licks Ice Cream.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3020,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3019\/revisions\/3020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}